Dear Tiger, your life will never be the same.

Your squeaky-clean reputation is in jeopardy.

The line is forming at the right.

As more woman who claim to have exchanged DNA with you get lawyered up, talk to the press, or dig up their version of the “Blue Dress” as evidence, you’re experiencing the true meaning of betrayal.

Welcome to the real world.

Until now, you’ve lived a protected life; your inner circle has shielded you from what us ordinary workaday folks have learned along the way — discernment.

Did you take it for granted that your indiscretions would not surface? Yet, did assume that if they did, you’d just throw money at the problem?

Perhaps this is the first time in your life to feel the sting of disloyalty. 

Did your bedmates tell you that they’d keep their mouths closed?

Did they promise to take your secrets to their graves?

Celebrity gossip writer Robin Leach claims that you made little effort concealing your flirting and spending on the women you fancied.

I don’t know how true that is; however, let’s hope Leach is being hyperbolic.

Regardless, TNT sports reporters Jim Huber is coming to your defense.

Tiger, I am fascinated by how such a private high-profile person as yourself got away with what the media says that you did.

Carly Crawford of the Herald Sun reports that your bodyguards acted as wingmen.

TIGER Woods used his wealth and loyal friends to conceal his adulterous lifestyle, seducing his mistresses with gifts and confessions of love to keep them quiet.

The billionaire golfer’s bodyguards approached women in nightclubs on his behalf and he would turn to close business allies for help arranging later meetings.

His childhood friend Byron Bell, who heads Woods’ golf course design firm TWD, is believed to have chaperoned one alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, 34, to Melbourne last month and Woods has offered to buy others jewelery, plane tickets and even cosmetic surgery.

A source close to Ms Uchitel said: “She was the only one he loved – he told her he loved her.

“He tells them it’s their secret. He makes them feel special.

“You don’t talk (publicly) after that.”

The revelations came as a British newspaper is believed to be about to publish an interview with a fourth woman (Jamie Jungers) claiming to have had an affair with Woods.

Another British report accused Woods of five more flings, bringing the married superstar’s alleged tally of affairs to eight.

Another report claimed Woods used prescription drugs to boost his sex life with one of his alleged mistresses.

Ms Uchitel told friends she and Woods took the sleeping pill Ambien before having sex, according to a US media report.

“You know, you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex,” the report claims she said.

Woods also allegedly offered to house another of his mistresses, Jaimee Grubbs, 24, in an apartment in Las Vegas.

“He said she could stay there for free and sort of manage the property,” Ms Grubbs’ former colleague, Keith Taylor, said.

Ms Grubbs’ 31-month affair with Woods allegedly began in 2007 when he approached her at Vegas nightclub Light and said: “You look bored.”

Light was recently renamed The Bank, where his third alleged paramour, Kalika Moquin, 27, works as a marketing manager. 

The pair reportedly spent a weekend at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino in October, but she denied an affair.

A worker at that hotel said Woods would typically have his bodyguards approach women he found attractive and invite them back to his table.

“It didn’t take much – after all, he’s Tiger Woods,” the Grand employee said.

Last month, Woods allegedly flew Ms Uchitel business class to Australia while he was staying at the Crown Towers during the Australian Masters.

It was her first trip to the country, the Uchitel source said.

Mr Bell booked the flights, TMZ reported.

Ms Uchitel, who has denied a fling, reportedly received $1 million to keep quiet about their affair, but the source claimed she received much more.

“She said she wouldn’t do it for less than $5 million. She could have done a tell-all exclusive interview for $1 million,” the source said.

Woods’ team has not responded to the claims.

Tiger, most folks know that you are an extremely private person — despite the recent revelations of your extracurricular activities.

You pulled out of your own tournament — the Chevron World Challenge. Therefore you won’t tee up again until 2010; and you won’t have to face a phalanx of reporters more interested in your affairs of the heart as opposed to the affairs on the gulf course.

No worries.

Your story will defuse soon — there’s healthcare, war, recession, and the cheating lying — soon to be impeached South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford.

Certainly, Tiger you didn’t ask for this.

Patrick Goldstein from the LA Times notes in his Blog that you are a victim of your own greatness.

…that’s the nature of our twisted fascination with celebrities today. We treat them as royalty, worshiping them from afar, but when they are found to be less than perfect, we love to see them knocked from their lofty perch.

Tiger Woods never asked for celebritydom. It came with the territory of being the world’s greatest golfer.

He often seemed chilly and remote — he certainly wasn’t the kind of guy you’d want to grab a beer with (like John Daley, who seems to enjoy his beer a little too much). But is being chilly and remote a sin? I don’t think so.

Even if Tiger were as jovial as Santa Claus, he’d still be in trouble today. He was a god, but as soon as he proved to be as imperfect as the rest of us, he was fair game for whatever dirt could be thrown at his feet.

Ask everyone from Tom Cruise to Alex Rodriguez. We love to build you up, but we love to knock you down even more.

And, now your wife Elin Nordegren is in the spotlight — whether she wants it or not.

Elin has fiercely guarded your family’s privacy and seemed to prefer your shadow to the public eye.

But this week’s tabloid headlines have thrust her into the spotlight she shunned.

Tiger, at the end of the day, just be you.

And, remember that your close friend Charles Barkley told the truth back in 1993 when he said athletes aren’t role models.

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